Tuesday, January 16, 2007

Daddy Is a Leprechaun

Everyone loves knowing there is a little bit of leprechaun in their bones! How else can we explain some of the behavior that we exhibit but cannot explain.

After years of research we have found one explanation for unreasonable behavior! And the answer is simply that "Daddy's a leprechaun and I am too." With this excuse it seems anything is possible. The Commodore's research staff has discovered there is a genetic aspect to behavior that can be traced back to leprechaun genes which appear in the DNA of those afflicted with leprechaun syndrome. One key finding of recent studies is that the leprechaun gene appears in all nationalities and ethnic groups currently on earth.

We await St. Patrick's day and the wearin' of the green this year with our new-found knowledge proclaiming that "Daddy is a leprechaun and I am too!" join in the fun and celebrate your leprechaun genes this St. Patrick's day by snatching up a SHIRT or KEEPSAKE proclaiming your green leprechaun heritage.

Commodore Lehane (Leprechaun)